Lord Serpentine:

This slithery creature is highly extroverted - especially with the fairer sex - he is what you 
would call a 'Casanova'.

But alas, his outgoing nature is his biggest downfall as his beautiful skin is extremely 
desirable amongst the exotic shoe and bag traders of the black market. 
So next time you clamp eyes on an exquisite pair of loafers please spare a thought for 
poor little Lord Serpentine....